No... THIS Is The Hottest Summer Ever

Every summer I hear the same thing - this is the hottest summer ever! Okay sure, but this time I'm serious. It was unbelievably hot yesterday to the point where you start sweating the second your face hits the sun. I was walking down the street and saw this man cruising by me:

Now this man is doing it right! Just two 100 pound ice blocks both in the front and the back. I may have to start doing that when I go for a walk. Create some little outfit with a tray out front and the back with blocks of ice on it. On a more serious note - if your air conditioning unit is not capable of blowing cold air or your house is still too warm with all the cold air blowing out - call the air conditioning experts immediately! Soon you will regret when the real heat of the summer comes.